Friday, January 4th, 2013

Rugs That's Persian

"...come up to your job, hit you while you're workin', for certain, Poppa freakin', not speakin'..." -- Notorious B.I.G., "Hypnotize"

Except Biggie's automotive muse in that song was actually the "Lexus LX four and a half." Apparently he didn't know about the 500 Benz's Persian Rug option.

"...packin', askin' who want it, you got it nigga flaunt it..."

"Now who's the real dookie, meanin' who's really the shit..."

I'm including this last one because I'm just entertained that there's no mention of the rugs anywhere in the ad. The only stuff I redacted was contact info. I would expect the average viewer to find the Persian rugs on the floor a bit more noteworthy than the "6 Cd Changer."

"I can fill ya with real millionaire shit, escargot, my car go, one-sixty, swiftly, wreck it buy a new one..."

That's right—that's my 500 Benz.

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